judgement

i saw this in a magazine. and i loved it.
it's ok
1.to wish they made those never-lose-'em mittens you string through your coat for adults.
2.to dig the pregnancy test out of the trash hours later to make sure (phew!) it still is negative.
3.to long for the days when gentlemen carried hankies for your cold, sniffly nose.
4.to put your name on your stapler at work. if that makes you anal gurl,well that's you.
5.to tell your friends you love them- stone cold sober.
6. to be vaguely offended when the takeout place gives you two sets of utensils for your one-person dinner.
7. to judge people. there, we said it, it's fine. it's how you know what not to do yourself!

MY COMMENTARY:
1- i lose one of every mitten so this would be helpful.
2- this has never happened to me, but i can imagine the relief.
3- my dad does this. hankies are gross though, carrying mucus around in your pocket, but oh boy has it come in handy numerous times
4- some things are just not meant for sharing.
5- i love you.
6- i love food.
7- thank god this is okay.